This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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