His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
it's like iHOP with fire
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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