Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My liver just broke up with me...
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Randomize
