I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
i think my cat just said my name.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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