sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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