i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Even my vagina gasped.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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