Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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