so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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