there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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