awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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