It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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