But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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