It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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