is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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