i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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