Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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