You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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