I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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