just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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