Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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