its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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