At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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