so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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