well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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