Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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