My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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