David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Randomize
