can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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