Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
i think we sleep fucked last night...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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