You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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