he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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