I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Randomize
