This is not my ceiling
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
