We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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