you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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