So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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