Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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