the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
