she smelled like a LAN party
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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