She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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