We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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