Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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