you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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