I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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