i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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