That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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