feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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