Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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