Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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