Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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