I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He? As in you personified your dick?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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